Scratch your own Cock - Novelty Rooster Scratch Card, Funny Gift for Women, Gay Men, Birthday, Secret Santa, Hen Night -Alternative to Grow Your Own Kits - Gift Envelope Included

Looking for a laugh-out-loud gift that no one will see coming? Introducing the "Scratch Your Own Cock" Funny Greeting Card – the perfect combination of cheeky humor and surprise. Featuring a colorful farm scene and a scratch-off rooster (yep, a cock!), this novelty card brings barnyard laughs with a playful adult twist. 

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, bachelor party, or just want to ruffle someone's feathers, this card is guaranteed to be a hit. Comes with an envelope, ready to deliver smiles and maybe a few raised eyebrows!

Each card measures approximately 4" x 6" and comes with a matching envelope. 

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We aim to process all purchases as quickly as possible. However, during busy periods, processing may take between 1–3 business days. All items are shipped via Royal Mail 2nd Class, which typically takes 3–5 business days for delivery. Please note that these are estimated timeframes, and delays may occur during peak seasons or due to unforeseen circumstances. IMPORTANT: Ensure that your full delivery address, including postcode, is correct. We cannot be held responsible for lost or delayed items resulting from incorrect or incomplete address details. 

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